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Funny Things Weak Players Say

Post  RWPKRPLR1 on Sun Feb 10, 2013 8:05 pm

Last night I went to buddies place for a little two table tournament, and a couple of the comments were priceless...

On the river of this particular hand, a super weak player ships her stack (30bb) on a 4 flush board. Her opponent looks at her and says " I Don't have the flush, I have 7 high, I think you are bluffing, I call" lol!

On the bubble, three of us were short stacked. I propose a deal to cut 4th in for their money back, the short stacks agree to the deal and the perpetual open limping chip leader says to me " NO!! I'm clearly going to win this, so why would I do that!" I smile and say "OK no probs" Play resumes and well guess who ships the tourney! lol!

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Re: Funny Things Weak Players Say

Post  JodaB. on Sun Feb 10, 2013 8:21 pm

pretty sure this is a brag Razz
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Re: Funny Things Weak Players Say

Post  RWPKRPLR1 on Sun Feb 10, 2013 8:29 pm

afro haha I tried to leave the brag out, but needed it in there.

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Re: Funny Things Weak Players Say

Post  JodaB. on Sun Feb 10, 2013 8:37 pm

greasydiking: fck u forboon
forboon: < ^ ^ >
greasydiking: idiot leadeboard
shortly after he asked for my skype to chat.
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Post  Superman on Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:59 am

I don't necessarily think this guy is weak...but I thought it was funny...


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down to 17 on the 7k KO on tilt and short stack shoves 5bb on the break notice..button flats with about 15bb and I rejam overtop knowing damn well he is gonna fold and I get the extra dead chips in the pot as I am way ahead of jammer's range.

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Re: Funny Things Weak Players Say

Post  JodaB. on Sat Feb 16, 2013 3:29 am

The Skell said, "FORBOON CLOWN F.UCK"
forboon said, "bats aren't dumbasses" (called me a dumbass but I cut it out of the HH)
forboon said, "i hate joker clowns"
The Skell said, "BET IN A DRY POT W NOTHING DUMBASS I WOULD HAVE TAKEN HIM OUT"

Total reg, these guys are funny, ive been playing like this for 5k hands with this guy, I almost explained to him it wasn't dry pot because I had overs but why would I ;p
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Re: Funny Things Weak Players Say

Post  JodaB. on Sun Mar 03, 2013 7:21 pm

MancLoner [observer]: #forboon moron
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Re: Funny Things Weak Players Say

Post  sngking on Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:01 pm

JodaB. wrote:MancLoner [observer]: #forboon moron

I was going to ask if you had anymore since, LOL. I was watching you earlier btw. Wink

I had a newbie do the chat thing earlier...........

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Re: Funny Things Weak Players Say

Post  JodaB. on Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:19 pm

greasydiking: just die fortboon
greasydiking: seriously noone likes you
greasydiking: not even the regs
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Re: Funny Things Weak Players Say

Post  RWPKRPLR1 on Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:04 pm

JodaB. wrote:greasydiking: just die fortboon
greasydiking: seriously noone likes you
greasydiking: not even the regs

Best one Yet!

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Post  JodaB. on Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:36 pm

found this in player notes

greasydiking: fck u forboon
forboon: < ^ ^ >
greasydiking: idiot leadeboard
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Re: Funny Things Weak Players Say

Post  JodaB. on Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:09 pm

No Limit Holdem Tournament
PokerStars
8 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by http://weaktight.com/
$13.77+$1.23

Stacks:
UTG 37,291 31bb
UTG+1 6,915 6bb
MP1 26,025 22bb
MP2 20,700 17bb
CO 9,171 8bb
Hero (BTN) 16,243 14bb
SB 25,821 22bb
BB 23,710 20bb

Blinds: 600/1,200 Ante 125

Pre-Flop: (2,800, 8 players) Hero is BTN Ts Kd
3 folds, MP2 raises to 2,400, 1 fold, Hero raises to 3,600, 2 folds, MP2 goes all-in 20,575, Hero goes all-in 12,518

Flop: 4s 8s As (35,036, 2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: 7s (35,036, 2 players, 2 all-in)

River: 3c (35,036, 2 players, 2 all-in)
MP2 says "such a dolt"

Final Pot: 35,036
MP2 shows a pair of Aces
Ac 9c
Hero shows a flush, Ace high
Ts Kd

Hero wins 35,036 (net +18,793)

MP2 collects 4,457 (net -16,243)


joseracer: such a dolt
joseracer: wp
joda: i thought you had k9
joseracer: i thnouhgt u had a brain
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Re: Funny Things Weak Players Say

Post  REEBS77 on Sat Mar 30, 2013 7:00 pm

Lol!!
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Re: Funny Things Weak Players Say

Post  Smoker.B. on Sat Mar 30, 2013 7:38 pm

JodaB. wrote:No Limit Holdem Tournament
PokerStars
8 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by http://weaktight.com/
$13.77+$1.23

Stacks:
UTG 37,291 31bb
UTG+1 6,915 6bb
MP1 26,025 22bb
MP2 20,700 17bb
CO 9,171 8bb
Hero (BTN) 16,243 14bb
SB 25,821 22bb
BB 23,710 20bb

Blinds: 600/1,200 Ante 125

Pre-Flop: (2,800, 8 players) Hero is BTN Ts Kd
3 folds, MP2 raises to 2,400, 1 fold, Hero raises to 3,600, 2 folds, MP2 goes all-in 20,575, Hero goes all-in 12,518

Flop: 4s 8s As (35,036, 2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: 7s (35,036, 2 players, 2 all-in)

River: 3c (35,036, 2 players, 2 all-in)
MP2 says "such a dolt"

Final Pot: 35,036
MP2 shows a pair of Aces
Ac 9c
Hero shows a flush, Ace high
Ts Kd

Hero wins 35,036 (net +18,793)

MP2 collects 4,457 (net -16,243)


joseracer: such a dolt
joseracer: wp
joda: i thought you had k9
joseracer: i thnouhgt u had a brain

lol at the play

and lol at the chat

nh
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Re: Funny Things Weak Players Say

Post  JodaB. on Tue Apr 09, 2013 4:05 pm

Abuzze: dumboon
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